I will preface this by saying that if this is your first time visiting my blog, this is not generally the type of post you’ll find from me; however, I have been on a bit of a blogging hiatus and I’ve had time to analyze some things that absolutely drive me crazy about social networking, specifically the types of people you encounter on Facebook.
We’ve all met them, the people that you keep contemplating removing from your Facebook everytime they put up a status update. Maybe you’re too nice, maybe you don’t know how to remove them or maybe you just don’t want to hurt their feelings if they notice. Whatever the reason, these 5 types of people have a tendency to drive us nuts on Facebook.
5. The Guy Who Posts His Disgusting Injuries
This one happens to drive me absolutely insane. He may not be the most active person in the world, but the second he breaks a finger nail, you can bet you’re going to hear about it and most likely catch a picture of it the next time you pull up your Facebook stream. If you’re this guy, do us all a favor and stop posting your disgusting injury pics, we’re sorry that you’re hurt, but we don’t need to see every detail of your injury.
4. The World is Constantly Ending Guy
I’ll admit it, I occasionally question American politicians and often find myself feeling a bit lied to by the media, but I don’t make it my entire life. This type of Facebook user is an expert in everything that you know nothing about, he knows everything about the government and their secret plans, can quote you word for word the Illuminati strategy for world domination and has passed the bar in any state you happen to be in, and knows more than any lawyer you could hire.
Personally, I have a few dozen of these guys and I’ll admit it, I leave them on my Facebook solely to get them riled up so the trolling can commence. If you’re looking for a good laugh, disagree with this guy, just don’t expect a formal debate unless your usual debate consists of arguing with the most intelligent brick wall in the world.
3. The Health and Fitness Expert
Apparently, all it takes is finding you books from health class from High School and you can suddenly discover how to be an expert vegan chef, natural food expert and personal trainer. While you may find the occasional selfie from this user, you’re more than likely going to see their meal of the day or workout pics at the same time everyday.
From the all natural, soy milk smoothie to the map of their most recent 1/4 mile “power walk,” this Facebook user wants to show you exactly how much better off their are physically and nutritionally. Often times, this person is one of the least healthy people you know, who suddenly decide they’re going on a diet and after one issue of Cosmo are your local health expert, full of great advice they’ve regurgitated from other people and claimed as their own.
2. The King (or Queen) of Selfies
It doesn’t seem to matter what this guy or girl is doing, all they know is it’s a great time for a selfie. I still haven’t quite figured out what the obsession is with taking lonely, self indulgent photos of yourself at all hours of the day and night, but this Facebook user has it down to a science.
I often wonder how much time these people really have during the day, because it appears they spend most of their day prepping for their next selfie. This type of Facebook user has a striking resemblance to my number one most annoying Facebook user, the “Can’t Hold Me Down Girl.”
1. The “Never” Broken Hearted, Motivational Girl
The number one slot unfortunately seems to belong to the ladies, as I’ve never come across a guy doing this and I hope I never do. We’ve all seen this girl, as she posts selfies like it’s a part time job, and makes a habit of providing motivational postings that remind you of a break up song. While she wants to come off like shes on top of the world and can’t be held down by some douchebag, to the rest of us it’s very apparent that she’s one break up or tear drop away from writing the next Taylor Swift album.
By all means, props to keeping a positive attitude and not letting a bad relationship ruin your life, but come on girls, don’t be so obvious about your heart break.
The 5 Most Annoying Types of People on Facebook
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